The Man

Ambrose Söze teaches philosophy and theology at the Seraphicum School For Kids Who Already Know Everything (high school). He enjoys the ineffable beauty of a Solemn High Mass, the musical stylings of Gregory the Great, Stevie Wonder, Celia Cruz, and that joyful moment when Jimmy Fallon breaks character whilst laughing. In his spare time, he is usually found with his nose in the writing of the Church Fathers, attempting to be a devoted son and brother, playing a musical instrument, Finding a Horror Movie that’s actually good for once, or despite his balking about needing to get his buff on, finding a new restaurant to eat at because he swears this is the last meal. Kevin Söze is just as upset about the Szechuan Sauce debacle of 2017 as you are.